THE RETURN OF CHRILISSA: THE TWO HEADED MONSTER

The Stereofidelics are a multi-instrumental martial arts indie jazzrock duo that fights in the style of the octopus.  North Carolina's own Chris Padgett and Melissa Mcginley are two of my favorite buddies to pick with and could tell a lot of stories on but won't.  They recorded their debut album, Only Sleeping, at their mountainside chateau and music compound, complete with bidet at 2200 feet above sea level, Nowhere Studios. They are probably coming to your town soon, so check out their tour dates at www.thestereofidelics.com or at www.myspace.com/thestereofidelics.

THE NEVER DONE NARCOTIC

It's the never done narcotic.

This gift to man from science

lasts a lifetime, plus or minus.

Now we all have steady focus

and I'll tell you where we got it;

It's the never done narcotic.

It eliminates redundancy

so start with scrubbing one for me

get down on your hands and knees

that that's a moving sponge I see

must scrub until all space is free

scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub

until time is occupied by none

and if I spy a dusty speck,

a spotted pook, a paltry fleck

I'll tell you, if there is a single one

that our work here is never done.

It's the never done narcotic.

BARRIO TENEMENTS

Hello November.